Just a quick note to let you know that I found your pen. It’s at Yale University:
It’s a timely find, because with only six more volumes to read, I really need you to get out of this slump you seem to have fallen into and give your adoring public some fresh material. The least you can do is to finish “Edwin Drood” before I get to it.
I admit that your being dead might be a teeny tiny obstacle to this request, but you’re nothing if not creative.
P.S. I really like this comic: